"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Cherub washing stained glass windows.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"Roof."

Entering Death Valley.

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

Bird Sanctuary.

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"