"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

Entering Death Valley.