[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

Bird Sanctuary.

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

"Roof."